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“I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I’m free in all the ways that you are not.”

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kateyellis:

‘Ya haw.’

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anne-punchmeintheface:

#I NEVER REALIZED HOW FUNNY THIS WAS UNTIL TODAY #LIKE HE’S FUCKING RUNNING AWAY FROM AN OGRE #BUT HE’S FOLLOWING THE PATH SET UP BY THE LITTLE BARRIER #AND SHREK JUST BUSTS THROUGH #BUT HE’S STILL RUNNING THROUGH ALL ORDERLY #LIKE I JUST LAUGHED FOR A FEW MINUTES STRAIGHT AT THIS #THEN HE FALLS OVER BECAUSE HIS FUCKIN HEAD’S TOO BIG #THE COMEDY OF THE SITUATION IS #HE SEES THE OGRE #HE’S WEARING A BULKY HEAD #HE COULD JUST DITCH THE HELMET #AND SPRINT THROUGH KNOCKING OVER THE BARRICADES #BUT HE KEEPS THE FUCKIN HELMET ON #AND RUNS IN AN ORDERLY WAY #THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS 

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jason-sogaykiss:

bb parks and rec

Rashida looks exactly the same. Rob looks like a little girl. AND AZIZ!!! I think I am attracted to Indian men.

Oh, that’s rob lowe? Pretty sure that’s my mom in 7th grade. Can we discuss how Chris Pratt was a babe, and how Aubrey was fucking adorable?